Commercials

I hate 99.9 % of commercials on Television. So to show my hatred often I ponder on how to improve some of them with alternate endings.
For instance This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7uBH-outY
It's stupid as hell. So to fix it, I'd make the dude at the end vomit his BK breakfast at the notion that the robo-king has probably finger-banged or at least felt up his wife.

Another BK commercial, this one is one of the first to show this new King character that creeps the hell out of people. This commercial pretty much sickened me worse than the newer ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIi_WFONCgw
Anyways my rewrite would go something like this: Opening scene: Dude wakes up looking all hung over. Dude then makes a painful face as he clearly has a HUGE headache, he then pushes about a dozen beer bottles onto the floor and grabs his head. He then sees a used condom laying in front of him
Second shot: Dude realizes something is terribly wrong, rolls over and sees the king holding that stupid sandwhich. Dude then vomits off the side of the bed, while king laughs!

Another one is a classic from a few years back, one of my favorites in fact.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOBsYdLLr8Q
OK for the alternate ending for this one would be to show the mannequin BACK at the store wearing blood-splattered jeans then a zoom in on his equally splattered face. Yeah, I know awesome.

This one is one of my personal favorites! I can't believe people these are all on youtube! In fact this is an extended version from the one I've seen a million times a few years back. the one I seen didn't show the shower scene and a few of the other smaller shots and didn't show him giving cpr to the dummy at the very end, but just taking back his juicy fruit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1erBpeWfiM
Anyways my ending would be him taking back the juicy fruit then stomping on the dummy's head and thus releasing a huge amount of blood which splatters on the boys face and he smiles and chews away! ha ha ha ha, nice!

Wow, I knew I hated commercials a lot, but I didn't realize how sickly I actually thought about them until I wrote it all out like this. I would be afraid that people would think I'm sick for even thinking this stuff up, but I know only Norris will actually read this blog so it's cool. I'm working on drawing up some storyboards for my rewrites. So look forward to them!

This is a sketch I got from Rob Liefeld back in 2003. I've colored it. I think I did an alright job. I'm still learning though, so I might have to go back and do it over again.

Podcasts!

Hey me and Chris are going to do a podcast! It's probably going to be the "Tim and Chris" show and not the "Chris and Tim" show. We'll do everything, comics, pop culture, movies, games, toys, you name it! HAHAHA it will be awesome! As soon as we work out the details we can get startet!

What the hell--?

Found this looking for some colouring book pages for my kids.
No WONDER Vader wanted Leia captured. hee hee.

Bomb Queen/Ghostbusters crossover?

Heh. Not quite. This is a gift I got from the creator, Jimmie Robinson. He did this for me, as I'm famous for my rabid fanboyishness of "Ghostbusters". I love the look on Stay-Puft's face.


What are Ghostbusters? - Tim

Wow.

Today, Rob Liefeld posted on his website some preview pages for his newest projects. One of them being "The Assembled", which apparently stars every single one of his creations. I can't begin to put into words how cool this is. The idea is genius.

I've discovered my goal in life many years ago. I took this goal more seriously than any other goal I have ever set for myself. I wanted to work for Rob....

It's always seemed like a completely unrealistic goal. I'm not even close to being a good enough artist. Well, after seeing his preview pages, I'm asking myself, "why am I not trying harder?". I can do it. I know I can. sigh.............Right now I have to get some sleep.