Santa the BARBARIAN

Supposed to be for an online "contest" thing, but as usual, I sat on my lazy ass and didn't do shit. Yesterday, while waiting for breakfast, I hammered this out, straigh ink pens, took about 15 minutes.

Norris's Girl of the Week XVIII

Lisa Edelstein.

Seen every week on FOX's "House", she plays the hospital administrator Lisa Cuddy.
I have ALWAYS thought this woman was hot, and every week, she'd always wear something insanely tight and form fitting.
Last season, there was an episode where Greg House was fantasizing about Cuddy being his own personal lap dancer, and man oh man, the viewers got one heck of a treat.

It's not easy being in a show with other hotties such as Jennifer Morrison and Olivia Wilde, but Edelstein is holding her own. And as evidenced by this here pic, she's doing just fine.

Tim's Girl of the Week

Kris Williams

T.A.P.S.'s Historical Researcher and Cast Member of the hit Sci-Fi Channel show "Ghost Hunters".

Kris is a recent addition to the TAPS team and Ghost Hunters cast line up.

Williams, a New Hampshire native, is learning all of the technical ends of the investigations and does a wonderful job digging up historical information for TAPS cases. Not to mention she's VERY easy on the eyes.

A hot girl that loves chasing ghosts, what else could you possibly want?

---Norris adds:

Man. Where has this gal been my whole life?
A hot ghostbuster. Who'da thunk?

Commercials

This commercial is awesome. In a time when most commercials seem to be made by complete idiots. I mean how many times do you see one that says (real customer, not actors) at the bottom of the screen. Those piss me off because you know they're actors if they're getting paid for their indorsement, that just means they're amateurs. Not to mention that these dipshits are the worst "non-actors" I've ever seen! There's those all those commercials that show before and after pictures that are either photoshopped all to hell or just plain fake.

God I hate commercials.

But not this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgtfC5LBAW4

Norris's Girl of the Week XVII

Jennifer Aniston

Yup- I'm goin' old school this week. I have always found Jenn here incredibly hot.
I see her on all those celeb blogger sites, and she's always referred to as "MANiston" for some reason.

Whatever.

Just recently, she did a killer photo spread for GQ, and I gotta tell ya, for a 39 year old, she's keepin' it together JUST FINE.

Norris's Girl of the Week XVI

Eliza Dushku

Yet another "Buffy the Vampire SLayer" alum as one of my picks. Sensing a trend here.
As you can see, she's just ridiculously fucking hot.
One can imagine that she is just as bad a girl as the ones she normally plays.

NEW "Ghostbusters" videogame trailer!!

How friggin sweet does this game look?
The likenesses are bang friggin on, the gameplay is dope.
Mark my words- one of the biggest games of 2009.

Tim's Girl of the Week

Christina Ricci

I've loved Christina since her "Adams Family" days and its nice to know she still keeps making entertaining films.

---Norris adds:

Check out "Black Snake Moan"....a twisted little film, but Ricci's pretty hot in that movie, I tell ya.

Norris's Girl of the Week XV

Milla Jovovich

Wow. What can you say about her that hasn't already been said? She is insanely hot, has an amazing body, she can sing, and she's a darn fine actress, too.

Would the "Resident Evil" movie franchise been as successful had Milla NOT been in them? I'm gonna say "no" on that one.

Anyway- enjoy, everyone. I am.

Norris's Girl of the Week XIV

Olivia Munn.
Seen every weeknight on G4's "Attack of the Show", Olivia here is mighty fine on the eyes, and with every show, she does something mildly degrading to herself, which is incredibly hot for me.

And as evidenced by this picture, any hot piece of ass that gets into a "Slave Leia" costume gets two thumbs up from this cat.

Tim's Girl Of The Week.

Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak

On November 12, 2008, sloggi, one of the world's leading underwear brands, hosted the finale of its second global model contest "Show me your sloggi" in Paris/ France, co-sponsored by the Lycra brand, to find the world's most beautiful bottom. A VIP jury chose two winners among 45 finalists from 26 countries. sloggi awarded Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, 20, Brazil, the title "Most Beautiful Bottom in the World", a modelling contract for the next international sloggi campaign, EUR 15,000 prize money, plus some exclusive insurance for her precious derriere.

Norris adds---

To quote Borat: "I LIKE!"
Jesus Christ, that's a fine bottom.

Norris's Girl of the Week XIII

Yvonne Strachovski.

Seen every Monday on NBC's HIGH-larious "Chuck" show, this gal from New Zealand is one of the hottest gals on TV right now. Playing special agent Sarah Walker, she kicks ass in every single episode, all the while maintaining a "fake" relationship with nerd Chuck Bartowski. Gives hope to all nerd everywhere, doesn't she?

Norris's Girl of the Week XII

Laura Vandervoort

Play(ed) Superman's cousin, Kara Zor-El on "Smallville", and has left the show to pursue a career in film.
One look at this picture, and the term "Bangin' bod" comes to mind. My Christ, she is a hot one, isn't she?
And, wait for it--- she's CANADIAN, too.
More proof all the hotties come from up here.
Enjoy, fellas.

Tim's girl of the Week

Jennifer Ellison

This chick is all British, so you can imagine her having a hot accent. Born May 30, 1983 in Liverpool, home of the Beatles. She's been on some crappy television shows and did a crappy movie adaption of Phantom of the Opra....SNORE! Who cares though she's smokin' hot. Note: She's not related to any rock'n'roll legends.

I read that she's the friend of a guy who went to school with a girl who was cousins with another girl that once shared a hotel floor with Peter Frampton. True story.--Norris

Norris's Girl of the Week XI

Jennifer Morrison.

Seen weekly on "House", she's rumoured to be the neice of Doors frontman, Jim Morrison. Family relations aside, she is TOO FINE. I love her eyes.

What say the rest of you?

** I've found nothing online to suggest that she's any relation to Jim Morrison. I love "House", it's a great show.--Tim

There's the odd snippit floating around the interwebs about this Morrison rumour..--Norris

** Odd snippits hold no credibility, especially ones on the internet. --Tim

She's friggin hot, let's leave it at that.

** Yes, hot but completely unrelated to Doors frontman Jim Morrison. I'll leave it at that --Tim

Tim "Has to have the last word" Prowant strikes again--Norris

Tim's Girl of the Week!

Marisa Miller

born August 6, 1978

is an American model known for her consecutive appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues beginning in 2002 and the Victoria's Secret catalogs beginning in 2001. She is the cover model for the 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue and a Victoria's Secret Angel as well as #1 on Maxim magazine's 2008 "Hot 100" list.

*Tim's notes:"This chick has one of the hottest midsections I've ever seen on a human female."

Norris's Girl of the week X

EVANGELINE LILLY

I gotta go with the hometeam on this one, yet another one of Canada's finest exports, wouldn't you agree?

You can see Ms Lilly's ass, I mean, Ms Lilly every week starting in Feb 09 on ABC's 5th season of "LOST".

For a time, she was givin' it up for Dominic Monoghan, that little troll from the "Lord of the Rings" movies.....attaboy, Dom!! *cheers*

Have a great one, kids.

I've never watched the show LOST. This chick doesn't look too bad I guess. - Tim

Norris's Girl of the Week IX

Hayden Panettiere...

If you've been living under a gigantic rock somewhere, you'll know that you can see this fine young gal every Monday on NBC's "Heroes".
(Season III premiere tomorrow night! 09-22-08)

She's just insanely cute, and totally has that jailbait thing going on.
I'm just waiting for "To Catch a Predator"s Chris Hanson to show up at my door for this one.

She's a new favorite of mine, since I just now started getting into the show. I'd like to mention that her evil future version from sesason 3 was SUPER HOT - Tim

Norris's Girl of the Week VIII

Sorry- been running around at work like crazy, haven't had time to devote to this (or my) blog, so I apologize....

Today, I'm featuring the UBER-yummy Gwen Stefani.
She's just incredibly sexy. And this pic shows off some serious gammage.
Enjoy.

Tim's pic of the Week

Golfer Natalie Gulbis! BOING! The most intresting thing to happen to golf since it's invention.

She can wash my balls anytime.

Norris's Girl of the Week VII

Elisha Cuthbert.
Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please rise (huh-huh..."rise") for the Canadian National Anthem.
Good God DAMN, but we produce some smokin' hot gals up here, don't we?
You used to be able to catch her on '24', but now she's focusing on a movie career.
Enjoy, gentlemen.

Norris's Gal of the Week VI

KATHERINE MCPHEE

I admit- the one and only season I watched 'American Idol', was mostly because of this fine 'piece of ace' right here. Very down-home, country bumpkin, and she's staggeringly cute....and she has a terrific rack.

Oh- and she can sing!
Enjoy.

Image Comics UNITED

So last night, the big announcement in San Diego was that Image Comics (and 6 of the 7 founders) will collaborate on a mini series that spans the entire Image Universe, starring just aboot everyone *in* the Image U (save for Jim Lee's WildStorm characters, as they are sadly, owned by the drowning DC), and it's all written by newest Image partner, Robert "Walking Dead" Kirkman.

Here's where it gets cool:

All the characters will be drawn by their respective owners throughout the mini.
So, if say, Savage Dragon, Shaft, Violator, and Velocity are in the same PANEL, then that means Erik Larsen, Rob Liefeld, Todd McFarlane and Marc Silvestri will also be drawing in same said panel.

Very, very cool.

I hope to the comic Gods above that this doesn't get delayed, pushed back like the Image books of old. This is definitely an even that will get even the Image haters talking.

New girl of the Week!

Ana Beatriz Barros

O.k. I have no idea who this chick is. Just came across her randomly while surfing the internet. She's one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. - Tim

Norris adds- She's pretty smokin, I'll give you that, but there's something aboot here eyes that's just not resonating w/ me. Sorry...

Tim's Girl of the Week

Eva Longoria

I guess she's been on a few t.v. shows and in a few movies that I have never seen. I know she was on Desperate Housewives, and that's where I remember first seeing her. Anyways she's super hot, and I don't really care what acting she does, because I'll probably never watch whatever show or movie she's in.

I just think she's nice to look at. - Tim

Norris's Gal of the Week V

This week, I'm throwing the spotlight on a new discovery (for me), and that's the insanely cute Kristen Bell, currently seen on "Heroes", and previously for 4 or 5 seasons of the CW's "Veronica Mars".

This tiny little gal is either smolderingly sexy or just really damned cute.
She's got a role in "Fanboys", and keep your eyes out for it, she dons the Princess Leia gold bikini from "Jedi".....can't wait.

Anyways- enjoy.

Yeah she's not too bad! I remember seeing her in Chicago a few years back. - Tim

Norris's Girl of the Week IV

Megan Fox.
Wow....just....wow.
*picks jaw off keyboard*

Tim's Pick of the Week!

Brooke Burke

Been a fan of hers since way back. Probably 1998. She's worth a google search for her playboy pics.

---Norris adds---

I honestly didn't "discover" her until 2005, when she hosted "Rock Star: INXS"
But yeah- HAWT! Good pick, Tim.

Norris's Girl of the week Part III

"Charisma"....you could say this gal has that. Has that in spades, she does.
I became a fan of this gal in 1997 (Jesus, ELEVEN years ago--yipes) when she starred in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" on the WB.

Flash forward three years, she jumped ship to the "Buffy" spin-off, "Angel", and she remained there for the show's five year run.

I just found out this gal is nearing the big 4-0, and this pic taken last year, she definitely still has it.
ENjoy.


Wow, This chick is hot. I have to admit I never watched "Buffy" or "Angel", but it would seem I missed out on some of this hotness. ----Tim

Norris's Girl of the Week II

This week I'm turning my gaze towards fellow Canadian Erica Durance, seen every week on the CW's "Smallville". She's built like a brick shithouse, but is damned fine to look at. Every week on the show the smart producers fine *some* way to show off that terrific body of hers. Hope you like.

Tim's Girl of the Week!

Mena Survari

I don't know what it is about this chick, but ever since "American Beauty", this girl has been a favorite of mine. I'll watch any movie she's in no matter how horrible. -- Tim

-------Norris adds--------

Most recently, she's pulled a Britney and shaved off all her hair.(She's not BALD, but sports a buzzcut) WHy she did it, I have no idea, but I will say this- it suits her.

Norris's Gal of the Week

To kick off my part of the "girl of the week", I'm going with my original crush, going back 10 years now, and that's Alyson Hannigan. Some say, "Wtf, dude?", I say, "She's got some little nerdy thing that's kinda hot".

And she's a redhead.
Now if she was wearing glasses.....

*SIGH*

--I'd go with her to bandcamp anytime - Tim

Girl of the Week

Rachael Bilson. Dark hair, dark eyes, nice rack. Perfection.

--Norris adds---

Of COURSE she's perfection. She's from Canada.

"Real Ghostbusters" on DVD.....?

.....and not some "4 episodes per" crap either. Nope, this is a MASSIVE TWENTY-SIX DISC set, from the fine folks at Time Life.

This is amazing news, it's about time that this show got the DVD treatment. Every single episode, fully restored....a thing of beauty.

Read more about the official announcement here
Thank the Lord they're not putting the "Extreme Ghostbusters" on this set, however. That show left a bad taste in a lot of mouths....

My girl of the week....

Mila Kunis.

Jackie on That 70's Show and now staring in the new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I've always had a thing for dark hair and eyes.

Wow, what a smokin' way to kick off this new feature on our blog, Tim. Mila is a hot little thing, and what I like most about her, she has amazing eyes. (among other things). ---Chris

Hockey and Hayden

Two of my favourite things.....
Is it wrong that I'm insanely jealous of the Stanley Cup?

GO PENGUINS!

It's not wrong I've been jealous of the Stanley Cup most of my life, only now does it make sense. -Tim

My WIZARD Comics cover........

...........that never saw print, haha.
Hey gang- Found this whilst we were packing to move (more on that later)....

This was my "official" entry in WIZARD magazine's "create a cover" contest that started with issue #7 (to give you an idea, WIZARD's up to issue #200 now), and the deal was to make your own cover featuring a comicbook character (from any publisher), and I went with a Terminator, as I was still ridin' high from "T2"...

"Bloodsport" #2???

Remember Youngblood: Bloodsport, circa 2004? Everyone has been clamboring for issue #2. Well, wait no longer, as Rob Liefeld unveiled the cover to number 2 this past week, and I have to say to ALL the haters: Go eff yourselves, this is Rob's best cover ever. Enjoy.

Not all bad

A perfect example of an awesome commercial. This totally should have been a real reality show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lomy7xAVDKE

More later.

Commercials

I hate 99.9 % of commercials on Television. So to show my hatred often I ponder on how to improve some of them with alternate endings.
For instance This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7uBH-outY
It's stupid as hell. So to fix it, I'd make the dude at the end vomit his BK breakfast at the notion that the robo-king has probably finger-banged or at least felt up his wife.

Another BK commercial, this one is one of the first to show this new King character that creeps the hell out of people. This commercial pretty much sickened me worse than the newer ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIi_WFONCgw
Anyways my rewrite would go something like this: Opening scene: Dude wakes up looking all hung over. Dude then makes a painful face as he clearly has a HUGE headache, he then pushes about a dozen beer bottles onto the floor and grabs his head. He then sees a used condom laying in front of him
Second shot: Dude realizes something is terribly wrong, rolls over and sees the king holding that stupid sandwhich. Dude then vomits off the side of the bed, while king laughs!

Another one is a classic from a few years back, one of my favorites in fact.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOBsYdLLr8Q
OK for the alternate ending for this one would be to show the mannequin BACK at the store wearing blood-splattered jeans then a zoom in on his equally splattered face. Yeah, I know awesome.

This one is one of my personal favorites! I can't believe people these are all on youtube! In fact this is an extended version from the one I've seen a million times a few years back. the one I seen didn't show the shower scene and a few of the other smaller shots and didn't show him giving cpr to the dummy at the very end, but just taking back his juicy fruit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1erBpeWfiM
Anyways my ending would be him taking back the juicy fruit then stomping on the dummy's head and thus releasing a huge amount of blood which splatters on the boys face and he smiles and chews away! ha ha ha ha, nice!

Wow, I knew I hated commercials a lot, but I didn't realize how sickly I actually thought about them until I wrote it all out like this. I would be afraid that people would think I'm sick for even thinking this stuff up, but I know only Norris will actually read this blog so it's cool. I'm working on drawing up some storyboards for my rewrites. So look forward to them!

This is a sketch I got from Rob Liefeld back in 2003. I've colored it. I think I did an alright job. I'm still learning though, so I might have to go back and do it over again.

Podcasts!

Hey me and Chris are going to do a podcast! It's probably going to be the "Tim and Chris" show and not the "Chris and Tim" show. We'll do everything, comics, pop culture, movies, games, toys, you name it! HAHAHA it will be awesome! As soon as we work out the details we can get startet!

What the hell--?

Found this looking for some colouring book pages for my kids.
No WONDER Vader wanted Leia captured. hee hee.

Bomb Queen/Ghostbusters crossover?

Heh. Not quite. This is a gift I got from the creator, Jimmie Robinson. He did this for me, as I'm famous for my rabid fanboyishness of "Ghostbusters". I love the look on Stay-Puft's face.


What are Ghostbusters? - Tim

Wow.

Today, Rob Liefeld posted on his website some preview pages for his newest projects. One of them being "The Assembled", which apparently stars every single one of his creations. I can't begin to put into words how cool this is. The idea is genius.

I've discovered my goal in life many years ago. I took this goal more seriously than any other goal I have ever set for myself. I wanted to work for Rob....

It's always seemed like a completely unrealistic goal. I'm not even close to being a good enough artist. Well, after seeing his preview pages, I'm asking myself, "why am I not trying harder?". I can do it. I know I can. sigh.............Right now I have to get some sleep.

The Co-pilot

Hey folks- I am indeed, Tim's co-pilot for this blog. Over the course of the year, we're gonna do our damndest to bring you our thoughts, feelings, opinions, about mostly comics, movies, TV shows, hot chicks, and whatever else we feel like bitching aboot. (That's right- aboot. I'm Canadian).

We'll also showcase some of our art, feel free to leave comments on anything we rant aboot, and maybe, just maybe we'll call you a name or something.

-Norris

First

I got nothing.